Lost property after an England international includes all manner of things. Hip flasks, spectacles, jackets, umbrellas, credit cards, driving licenses, mobile phones, you name it and it has been handed in. But imagine the surprise when after the England v France game a top set of dentures joined the unclaimed items.
The dentures could be English or French but the owner would appear to have four teeth of his own on the left of his mouth. How on earth is he managing to eat his dinner?
If you recognize these teeth as yours call Val Redding on 020 8831 6699. |